Identity
It's quite an opportunity to be able to invent oneself again in a new environment. I did not take advantage of such an opportunity.
Jenna (pronouned by Kiwis as Ginna)
aka: Martha Stewart
aka: Mom
It has been only 3 weeks and my obsession of babies is well known.
Surprised? Neither am I.
You're from the States, ay?
Damn ignorant Americans. We're probably going to criticize everything that is not exactly done in "the American way" and we're never going to be the most cultured international students, but I've got a second bullet of judgement to dodge: NEW JERSEY. How does everyone outside of the US know of NJ? I was actually asked, "Is NJ really the butthole of the US?" Great. As a result, I'm now a born and bred citizen of NY or CT (however I'm feeling at the moment)
Exercise?
If that's what you wanna call it.. My friend Anna and I have begun our 3 month plan of P90x. It can get pretty intense, especially when we're doing AB RIPPER X! Unfortunately we do not own weights so with those exercises we must resort to common household goods such as jars of terriaki and tomato sauce. Embarrassing.
Trip to the Pharmacy
I've had a pretty nasty cold for awhile now and I explored one of the local pharmacies one day to get some snot medicine. Much more concentrated on medicinal products than CVS, the pharmacy was a little intimidating with many women decked out in lab coats advising me on the many shades of mucus. I was pleasantly surprised however when I received a GIFT BAG with my $10 purchase of over-the-counter cold medicine. Contents included:
- 1 pair of comfy socks
- 1 bottle of body wash
- 1 pack of travel tissues
- 2 fiber packets for water bottles
- 2 condoms
I basically left the store feeling like a celebrity.
Drinking
The cheapest thing to drink here is wine, preferably the boxed assortment. For those of us who are familiar with the oh so popular Franzia and the accompanying tradition "Slap The Bag", here in NZ they call it "Slap the GOON"!
On another note, I've introduced "Fuck Yo Shit" to this great country of the long white cloud. I'm like a missionary of great drinking games.
Tunnel Beach!
A beautiful, beautiful place. My new Kiwi friend Jono took us there (only 10min out of Dunedin on the Peninsula). I hope everyone has seen the pictures on facebook. It's a magical place of sea-carved sandstone cliffs, rock arches, and caves! The history behind the beach is that John Cargill carved this tunnel down through the cliff to give his daughters access to their own private beach.
Speights Brewery
We took a tour of the local brewery during Cadbury Chocolate Week so we got to sample different chocolates with the 6 or 7 different beers they had on tap. The coolest thing I saw was in their souvenir shop: A coozie with an attached coozie glove!